To celebrate a successful Movember...
Some fun facial hair websites!!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Movember 29
The Rap Industry Standard
Theme song:
Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta - Geto Boys
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Xzibit
Snoop Dogg
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 7
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 17
Cool factor bonus: +2
Characteristics:
- Mustache + goatee + chin strap
- Thin
Theme song:
Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta - Geto Boys
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"
Accessories to consider:
- A beanie or cap
- A white shirt
- Baggy jeans
Example:
Xzibit
Snoop Dogg
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 7
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 17
Cool factor bonus: +2
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Movember 27
The Slo Mo
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind
"Slow motion see me let go
We'll remember these days
Slow motion see me let go
Urban life decay
Slow motion see me let go
And at home my sister's eating paint chips again
Maybe that's why she's insane "
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Orlando Bloom
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 1
Originality (out of 50): 2
Difficulty (out of 40): 1
Overall style points (out of 100): 4
Cool factor bonus: +1
Characteristics:
- Minimalistic
- Gross
Theme song:
Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind
"Slow motion see me let go
We'll remember these days
Slow motion see me let go
Urban life decay
Slow motion see me let go
And at home my sister's eating paint chips again
Maybe that's why she's insane "
Accessories to consider:
- A razor
Example:
Orlando Bloom
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 1
Originality (out of 50): 2
Difficulty (out of 40): 1
Overall style points (out of 100): 4
Cool factor bonus: +1
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Movember 26
The Milk Mustache
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Got Milk? - Aka
"GOT MILK?
Power to help me play!
GOT MILK?
Oh that would make my day!"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Michelle Kwan
Superman
Garfield
Wolverine
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 12
Difficulty (out of 40): 4
Overall style points (out of 100): 20
Cool factor bonus: +9
Characteristics:
- Commercial
- Not recommended for the lactose intolerant
Theme song:
Got Milk? - Aka
"GOT MILK?
Power to help me play!
GOT MILK?
Oh that would make my day!"
Accessories to consider:
- A napkin
- Strong bones
- Chocolate
Example:
Michelle Kwan
Superman
Garfield
Wolverine
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 12
Difficulty (out of 40): 4
Overall style points (out of 100): 20
Cool factor bonus: +9
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Movember 25
The Groucho Glasses
Characteristics:
Theme song:
None
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Groucho Marx
George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 1
Originality (out of 50): 11
Difficulty (out of 40): 1
Overall style points (out of 100): 13
Cool factor bonus: +7
Characteristics:
- Mustache + nose + glasses
- Awesome
Theme song:
None
Accessories to consider:
- Big eyebrows
- A suit
- A cigar
Example:
Groucho Marx
George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 1
Originality (out of 50): 11
Difficulty (out of 40): 1
Overall style points (out of 100): 13
Cool factor bonus: +7
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Movember 23
The Pancho Villa
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Pancho Villa - Sun Kil Moon
"Pancho Villa would never rest
'Til 1925 he closed his eyes
'Til Mania stars would rise"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Pancho Villa
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 7
Difficulty (out of 40): 7
Overall style points (out of 100): 16
Cool factor bonus: +3
Characteristics:
- Full
- Droopy
Theme song:
Pancho Villa - Sun Kil Moon
"Pancho Villa would never rest
'Til 1925 he closed his eyes
'Til Mania stars would rise"
Accessories to consider:
- A sombrero
- A military uniform
- A horse
Example:
Pancho Villa
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 7
Difficulty (out of 40): 7
Overall style points (out of 100): 16
Cool factor bonus: +3
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Day 186
We had an incredibly eventful work week this week!!
Monday - Thursday was the big test that we've been preparing for.
Thursday was the final day of said test.
Friday was an incredibly lazy day. I very little all day and then went out with some of my group members to buy ice cream and ice cream cones for everybody. It was fun!! And then I came home early.
Saturday, today, was the FPH Kids Fun Day! Jon and I volunteered to help out. Jon worked the barbecue and made sausage sizzles for everybody. I worked at the gift station handing out presents to all of the kids. My boss Jonti helped out with parking and security.
There were rides and bouncy jumps and a climbing wall. There was a petting zoo with goats, puppies, a mini pony, a black sheep and a piggy. I really, really liked the pig and wanted to take it home with me!!
Now I'm exhausted... Goodnight!
Monday - Thursday was the big test that we've been preparing for.
Thursday was the final day of said test.
Friday was an incredibly lazy day. I very little all day and then went out with some of my group members to buy ice cream and ice cream cones for everybody. It was fun!! And then I came home early.
Saturday, today, was the FPH Kids Fun Day! Jon and I volunteered to help out. Jon worked the barbecue and made sausage sizzles for everybody. I worked at the gift station handing out presents to all of the kids. My boss Jonti helped out with parking and security.
There were rides and bouncy jumps and a climbing wall. There was a petting zoo with goats, puppies, a mini pony, a black sheep and a piggy. I really, really liked the pig and wanted to take it home with me!!
Now I'm exhausted... Goodnight!
Movember 21
The Claus
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Santa's Beard - The Beach Boys
"I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap
And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt
He yanked the beard right on off of his chin"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Jeff Gillen
Tim Allen
Santa Claus
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 1
Originality (out of 50): 2
Difficulty (out of 40): 7
Overall style points (out of 100): 10
Cool factor bonus: +4
Characteristics:
- Mustache + beard
- White
- Fluffy
Theme song:
Santa's Beard - The Beach Boys
"I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap
And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt
He yanked the beard right on off of his chin"
Accessories to consider:
- A red suit
- A big tummy
- Reindeer
Example:
Jeff Gillen
Tim Allen
Santa Claus
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 1
Originality (out of 50): 2
Difficulty (out of 40): 7
Overall style points (out of 100): 10
Cool factor bonus: +4
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Movember 20
The Classic
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Army - Ben Folds Five
"Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-Fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Tom Selleck
(The original) Alex Trebek
Burt Reynolds
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 8
Originality (out of 50): 1
Difficulty (out of 40): 2
Overall style points (out of 100): 11
Cool factor bonus: +2
Characteristics:
- Standard
- Good for all occasions
Theme song:
Army - Ben Folds Five
"Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-Fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May"
Accessories to consider:
- Any
Example:
Tom Selleck
(The original) Alex Trebek
Burt Reynolds
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 8
Originality (out of 50): 1
Difficulty (out of 40): 2
Overall style points (out of 100): 11
Cool factor bonus: +2
Movember 19
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Movember 18
The Wizard
Characteristics:
Theme song:
The Wizard - Black Sabbath
"Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Professor Albus Dumbledore
Gandalf
Wizard Whitebeard
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 6
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 16
Cool factor bonus: +5
Characteristics:
- Mustache + beard
- Super long
- White or gray
Theme song:
The Wizard - Black Sabbath
"Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell"
Accessories to consider:
- A magic wand
- A pointy hat
- A long robe
Example:
Professor Albus Dumbledore
Gandalf
Wizard Whitebeard
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 6
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 16
Cool factor bonus: +5
Monday, November 16, 2009
Movember 17
The Lady 'Stache
Characteristics:
Theme song:
The Girlie Had a Mustache - Will Smith
"But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said 'hey honey'
At first I was confused, I was somewhat spellbound
My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Salma Hayek
Frida Kahlo
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 0
Originality (out of 50): 6
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 14
Cool factor bonus: +1
Characteristics:
- Sparse
- Artsy
Theme song:
The Girlie Had a Mustache - Will Smith
"But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said 'hey honey'
At first I was confused, I was somewhat spellbound
My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy"
Accessories to consider:
- A purse
- A dress
- A unibrow
Example:
Salma Hayek
Frida Kahlo
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 0
Originality (out of 50): 6
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 14
Cool factor bonus: +1
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Movember 16
The Handlebar
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Handlebars - The Flobots
"I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Emiliano Zapata
Rollie Fingers
Yosemite Sam
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 7
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 19
Cool factor bonus: +2
Characteristics:
- Waxy
- Long
- Handlebar-like
Theme song:
Handlebars - The Flobots
"I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars"
Accessories to consider:
- A helmet
- Wheels
Example:
Emiliano Zapata
Rollie Fingers
Yosemite Sam
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 7
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 19
Cool factor bonus: +2
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Movember 15
Friday, November 13, 2009
Movember 14
The Horseshoe
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Horseshoe Man - Neil Diamond
"In the land of the broken hearted
People looking for the horseshoe man
They've been picking up little pieces
They've been putting them all in his hand"
Accessories to consider:
None
Example:
Hulk Hogan*
*I thought he had a Fu Manchu, but I was mistaken, so here he is again
Michael Phelps
The Edge
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 6
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 18
Cool factor bonus: +2
Characteristics:
- Full upside down U-shape
- Similar to the Fu Manchu, except the sides are actually grown in
Theme song:
Horseshoe Man - Neil Diamond
"In the land of the broken hearted
People looking for the horseshoe man
They've been picking up little pieces
They've been putting them all in his hand"
Accessories to consider:
None
Example:
Hulk Hogan*
*I thought he had a Fu Manchu, but I was mistaken, so here he is again
Michael Phelps
The Edge
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 6
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 18
Cool factor bonus: +2
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Movember 13
The Jack Sparrow
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me) - Disney
"We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho- a pirate's life for me"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Captain Jack Sparrow
Johnny Depp
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 10
Difficulty (out of 40): 14
Overall style points (out of 100): 26
Cool factor bonus: +8
Characteristics:
- Mustache + soul patch + goatee combo
- Pirate-y
Theme song:
Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me) - Disney
"We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho- a pirate's life for me"
Accessories to consider:
- A pirate-y hat
- Tatts
- Swagger
Example:
Captain Jack Sparrow
Johnny Depp
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 2
Originality (out of 50): 10
Difficulty (out of 40): 14
Overall style points (out of 100): 26
Cool factor bonus: +8
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Movember 12
The Friendly Mutton Chops
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Sharky 17 - Inspecter 7
"Short crop, mutton chop cut so clean
Pasta makin' paysan, Olive Garden green
Stompin' feet, we call him 'meat' and you know what I mean
What's his name? Sharky 17! Oi!"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Ambrose Burnside
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 0
Originality (out of 50): 12
Difficulty (out of 40): 15
Overall style points (out of 100): 27
Cool factor bonus: +3
Characteristics:
- Mutton chops + mustache
- Scruffy
Theme song:
Sharky 17 - Inspecter 7
"Short crop, mutton chop cut so clean
Pasta makin' paysan, Olive Garden green
Stompin' feet, we call him 'meat' and you know what I mean
What's his name? Sharky 17! Oi!"
Accessories to consider:
- A tight and/or stiff collar
- A bald head
- Beady eyes
Example:
Ambrose Burnside
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 0
Originality (out of 50): 12
Difficulty (out of 40): 15
Overall style points (out of 100): 27
Cool factor bonus: +3
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Day 175
Okay- I have to admit... This has NOTHING to do with New Zealand, but it is too important not to mention!
Today is November 11th... 11-11... Pepero Day!!
Pepero Day is the day that you give your friends Pepero (the little snack sticks that look like 11-11, if you didn't pick up on that), so go out and get some Pepero for your friends before it's too late!!
Today is November 11th... 11-11... Pepero Day!!
Pepero Day is the day that you give your friends Pepero (the little snack sticks that look like 11-11, if you didn't pick up on that), so go out and get some Pepero for your friends before it's too late!!
Movember 11
The Copstache
Characteristics:
Theme song:
911 is a Joke - Public Enemy
"So get up get, get, get down
911 is a joke in yo' town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Lt. Jim Dangle
Deputy Garcia
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 4
Difficulty (out of 40): 12
Overall style points (out of 100): 20
Cool factor bonus (out of 10) +8
Characteristics:
- Spans the width of the lip
- Medium-short length
Theme song:
911 is a Joke - Public Enemy
"So get up get, get, get down
911 is a joke in yo' town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown"
Accessories to consider:
- Aviators
- Fingerless gloves
- Short shorts
Example:
Lt. Jim Dangle
Deputy Garcia
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 4
Difficulty (out of 40): 12
Overall style points (out of 100): 20
Cool factor bonus (out of 10) +8
Monday, November 9, 2009
Movember 10
Movember 9
The Super Mario
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Spur of the Moment - Ludacris ft. DJ Quik
"We get the news like MTV, every ten to the hour
We play Mario Brothers, we eat the shroom and get power
Now eat your sour powers and use your dental floss
What does bein' mental cost? If you ain't knowin' you already lost"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Mario
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 3
Originality (out of 50): 15
Difficulty (out of 40): 20
Overall style points (out of 100): 38
Cool factor bonus (out of 10): +7
Characteristics:
- Thick
- Scalloped
Theme song:
Spur of the Moment - Ludacris ft. DJ Quik
"We get the news like MTV, every ten to the hour
We play Mario Brothers, we eat the shroom and get power
Now eat your sour powers and use your dental floss
What does bein' mental cost? If you ain't knowin' you already lost"
Accessories to consider:
- A paperboy cap
- White gloves
- Overalls
Example:
Mario
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 3
Originality (out of 50): 15
Difficulty (out of 40): 20
Overall style points (out of 100): 38
Cool factor bonus (out of 10): +7
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Movember 8
The Soup Strainer
Note: More of a nickname for long mustaches that hang over the lip than a unique mustache type
Characteristics:
Theme song:
My Hand on My Head - Traditional
"My hand on my mustache
What have I here?
This is my soup strainer
O Mama dear"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Geraldo Rivera
Tom Cruise
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 0
Originality (out of 50): 2
Difficulty (out of 40): 2
Overall style points (out of 100): 4
Cool factor bonus: +1
Note: More of a nickname for long mustaches that hang over the lip than a unique mustache type
Characteristics:
- Long enough to catch food
Theme song:
My Hand on My Head - Traditional
"My hand on my mustache
What have I here?
This is my soup strainer
O Mama dear"
Accessories to consider:
- A bowl of soup
- A napkin
Example:
Geraldo Rivera
Tom Cruise
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 0
Originality (out of 50): 2
Difficulty (out of 40): 2
Overall style points (out of 100): 4
Cool factor bonus: +1
Friday, November 6, 2009
Movember 7
The English
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Englishman in New York - Sting
"I don't drink coffee, I take my tea dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York"
Accessories to consider:
Example:
Englishmen
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 5
Difficulty (out of 40): 7
Overall style points (out of 100): 16
Cool factor bonus (out of 10): +2
Characteristics:
- Full
- Curved
- Proper
Theme song:
Englishman in New York - Sting
"I don't drink coffee, I take my tea dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York"
Accessories to consider:
- A coat with tails
- A cane
- Shiny shoes
Example:
Englishmen
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 5
Difficulty (out of 40): 7
Overall style points (out of 100): 16
Cool factor bonus (out of 10): +2
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Movember 6
Movember 5
The Pencil-Thin
Characteristics:
Theme song:
Pencil-Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett
"I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache
The 'Boston Blackie' kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine"
Accessories to consider:
Examples:
'Boston Blackie'
John Waters
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 8
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 20
Cool factor bonus (out of 10): +4
Characteristics:
- Pencil-thin
Theme song:
Pencil-Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett
"I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache
The 'Boston Blackie' kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine"
Accessories to consider:
- A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
- An autographed picture of Andy Devine
Examples:
'Boston Blackie'
John Waters
Rating:
Practicality (out of 10): 4
Originality (out of 50): 8
Difficulty (out of 40): 8
Overall style points (out of 100): 20
Cool factor bonus (out of 10): +4
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